" I spent most of my money on beer and women. The rest I just wasted " Steve Forde
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Malone's Pub |
Voted Best Bar-Bar 2009 By The Fort Worth Weekly
Critic's choice: Malone's Pub, 1303 Calhoun St, FW
Tucked away on the outskirts of downtown, Malone's is like a beacon for grown-ups who don't want to share bar space with fratboys or popped-collared hipsters. There's nothing flashy about the place: The jukebox isn't digital, and there are just a couple of pool tables and a big-screen television. But the bartenders know your name and remember your drink, and the prices are more than reasonable.
Voted Best Pub 2008 By The Fort Worth Weekly
Critic's Choice - Malone's Pub 1303 Calhoun St.
The mixed crowds that regularly visit Malone’s have one thing in common: drinking in peace. Staffers ensure that drama and pretentiousness get checked at the door, leaving patrons free to enjoy the daily drink specials, pool tables, and often intelligent and informed conversation. Service also is full of personality and efficient.
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A Few Famous Left Handers
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History Is Made!!!!! Cam Pays Up!!!!!!!!!!!!
Minaz And The King
The V Tea
1 ounce rum
1 ounce vodka
1 ounce gin
½ ounce Cointreau
1 ½ ounces of Sweet And Sour Mix
Juice of half a lemon
Splash of Coke
Top with Bacardi 151
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Malones Has Gardetto's!
Voted Best Jukebox By The Fort Worth Weekly
Critic’s choice: Malone’s Pub, 1303 Calhoun St, FW
For those old souls who still judge a place by what’s on the jukebox, and hate those touch-screen internet jobs that allow anyone to come in and spoil the vibe, Malone’s Pub downtown is like a beacon in the fog. They’ve got it all: classic funk, hard rock, prog rock, old school hip-hop, and plenty of local stuff. More importantly, they have an old-style box, brimming with taste and a song for every mood.
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Bob Hoover Informs guest that his Mr. Wiggles smells like bacon.
Bat Man throws down 24 Krystal Boogers!
Burn C. J. Burn!!!!!!!!!!
Steve Smells Of Fish !
St. Patrick's Day
Turd Ferguson
4 oz of red bull- pour in a high ball glass
Mix in one shot of jager
Then Knock it down
" Work is the curse of the drinking class " Oscar Wilde |
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You Want A Fanta!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."
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Ed caught tipping a jar at the G Man
“You Can’t Beat That With A Wiffle Ball Bat"
William Shakespeare
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"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."
— Oscar Wilde